where are the cool people, and how do I get in on that?

You know how in life there are people whose lives have seem to just flowed together in one epic movie of a life complete with love,laughs,adventure, and financial stability. I know, I know you say it sounds impossible, and the stuff of fantastic dreams, like Loch Ness or Bigfoot. These are the type of individuals that others talk about, or say "Man, that (name insert). Did you hear what he's up to as of recent. Walked in a multi-million dollar tech deal, and is now taking a break in between money stacks to vacation in Aspen, cause he's bored of the beaches of Bermuda." I think that being almost thirty my time to achieve this image has passed, not only because of my location in the country and employment opportunities, not to mention the few contacts of worth I have. But, the real reason is that too many people already know me in my present incarnation, and to undo that and be seen as something different would be too difficult, and many would just call me a phoney, a fraud, a sell-out. I'd in turn have to just kill all those that once knew and build anew. But, this in itself would deal with thousands thanks to high school, college, and various jobs. And that would be seen as improper in today's world, maybe different a couple hundered years ago. So I guess the solution is to just find those many times less cooler than me that will be amazed with my lifestyle. Yeah, that's the ticket, a sure ego boost.